May 2013
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
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egbuns:
otterthulhu:
rabioheab:
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
Farquaad
Farquaad II
Farquaad III
Farquaad IV
Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
Well, uhh, meow..: theflyinggreyson:... →
theflyinggreyson:
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in…
c00kiedough:
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
freezingsupernova:
yellowbrickrose:
hey guys remember when i went through that really weird sherlock phase
just
what
the
actual
fuck
was
i
doing
THE LAST ONE
I really liked the loaf of bread xD And the limited edition: Sherclock
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
despairludenberg:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
cockringtoss:
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
